guy:

*seductively rubs laptop screen to get rid of speck of dirt*

lindsaylohoean:

i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child

peroids:

peroids:

Butts or Boobs???

sunroofs:

lilybear23:

sunroofs:

here’s a dancing taco:

Why is the taco upside down, everything will fall out…

here’s a dancing taco:

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

onerebuplic:

onerebuplic:

what do u call a cougar wearing sunglasses

a coolgar

nostalgiaultra:

Me in an orgy: Anyone going to McDonalds after this?

nokrista:

p1nkm4n:

accidentally woke up at 4 but i watched the sunrise

i love this so much

burgrs:

why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead 

yutsna:

ironpatriotisstupid:

livemulticulturally:

have you ever just

stopped whatever you were doing

to look at an english word and

“you look like a fake word”

yacht

colonel 

communistbakery:

when she say go deeper but u all out of dick

oomshi:

am I honestly alive for this