paulreverecd:

sorry for being weird lately it’s just that ive been weird lately

I made this text post in 2012 and queued it to publish in 2022.

I hope I have died yet or killed everyone I hate and landed myself in prison, though that would be an ok thing to be shut away for.

I really hope I don’t have this blog.

Seriously shoot me if I’m still using this blog.

angelhive:

angelhive:

guy:

*seductively rubs laptop screen to get rid of speck of dirt*

lindsaylohoean:

i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child

peroids:

peroids:

Butts or Boobs???

sunroofs:

lilybear23:

sunroofs:

here’s a dancing taco:

Why is the taco upside down, everything will fall out…

here’s a dancing taco:

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

onerebuplic:

onerebuplic:

what do u call a cougar wearing sunglasses

a coolgar

nostalgiaultra:

Me in an orgy: Anyone going to McDonalds after this?

nokrista:

p1nkm4n:

accidentally woke up at 4 but i watched the sunrise

i love this so much

burgrs:

why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead